Before you start your order, would you like to recommend a friend? I received your order. I am thinking about your order. I have assigned your order. The person it was assigned to is now thinking about it too. They have accepted. They are now on the way to shop. They are shopping. They have finished shopping. They are on the way to you. They are getting close. Getting really close. They are now here? How was it? Did you get everything? How would you rate the driver? Would you like to leave feedback? Would you like to recommend to a friend? Thanks, Instacart. That short errand you ran was not the most important thing that happened to me today, but nothing else insisted I pay more attention to it than you. I’m exhausted now and remembering my first love. Will you come send me a few dozen SMS messages next time I have more money than time but forgot to pick up deodorant? That may help me get back in a more loving relationship with Alexa.